Category Archives: Smoking

Smoking Quotes

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Jay Leno

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.” – Jay Leno

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Smoking Quotations

“If you must smoke, take your butt outside.” – Unknown

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Woody Allen

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” – Woody Allen

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Harold Robbins

“There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.” – Harold Robbins

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Benny Hill

“I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking … Continue reading

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Smoking Quotes & Sayings

“One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.” – Unknown

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Mark Twain

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.” – Mark Twain

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Douglas Adams

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” – Douglas Adams