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Humorous Quotes

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Fred Allen

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred Allen

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Peter Ustinov

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov

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H.L. Mencken

“Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.” – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous Quotes and Sayings

“A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.” – Unknown