Category Archives: Food

Food Quotes

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Fran Lebowitz

“Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.” – Fran Lebowitz

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Garrison Keillor

“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.” – Garrison Keillor

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Buddy Hackett

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

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Alfred E. Newman

“We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” – Alfred E. Newman

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Funny Quotes and Sayings

“Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?” – Unknown

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Fran Lebowitz

“My favorite animal is steak.” – Fran Lebowitz

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Tommy Smothers

“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!” – Tommy Smothers

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Fran Lebowitz

“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.” – Fran Lebowitz

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José Simons

“In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.” – José Simons

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Charles Kuralt

“You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt

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Sally Edwards

“If we’re not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn’t settle for junk food.” – Sally Edwards

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Steve Elbert

“We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.” – Steve Elbert