Category Archives: Diet

Dieting Quotes

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Totie Fields

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days.” – Totie Fields

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Shelley Winters

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters

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Shelley Winters

“Where do you go to get anorexia?” – Shelley Winters

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Andy Rooney

“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.” – Andy Rooney

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Woody Allen

“When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.” – Woody Allen

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Don Kardong

“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.” – Don Kardong

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Roseanne Barr

“It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.” – Roseanne Barr

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Cicero

“One should eat to live, not live to eat.” – Cicero

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John Kenneth Galbraith

” More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith

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Cyril Connolly

“The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.” – Cyril Connolly

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Dave Barry

“Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, “You … Continue reading

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Sue Murphy

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy

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George Bernard Shaw

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.” – George Bernard Shaw

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Paula Poundstone

“I’ve decided that perhaps I’m bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.” – Paula Poundstone

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Ellen DeGeneres

“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.” – Ellen DeGeneres

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Jillian Michaels

“When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the “I still have more to go” crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!” – Jillian Michaels