Category Archives: Computers

Computer Quotes

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Doug Larson

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” – Doug Larson

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Dave Barry

“Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat “what if?” questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.” – Dave Barry

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Dave Barry

“Hardware: where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is.” – Dave Barry

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Dolly Parton

“Truth is, I wouldn’t know a gigabyte from a snakebite.” – Dolly Parton

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John Pierce

“After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.” – John Pierce

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Nicholas Negroponte

“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.” – Nicholas Negroponte

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Bill Vaughan

“To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.” – Bill Vaughan

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Dave Barry

“User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”” – Dave Barry

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John F. Kennedy

“Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.” – John F. Kennedy

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Bill Gates

“Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.” – Bill Gates

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Funny Computer Quote

“If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in.” – Unknown