Category Archives: Birth Control

Quotes about birth control.


Joan Rivers

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers


Woody Allen

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”” – Woody Allen


Harry Caray

“What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.” – Harry Caray


Mark Twain

“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.” – Mark Twain