Category Archives: Birth Control

Quotes about birth control.

Quote

Joan Rivers

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers

Quote

Woody Allen

“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”” – Woody Allen

Quote

Harry Caray

“What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.” – Harry Caray

Quote

Mark Twain

“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.” – Mark Twain