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Alcohol Quotes

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Galileo

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” – Galileo

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Phyllis Diller

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.” – Phyllis Diller

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W.C. Fields

“A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

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George Burns

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

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Jean Kerr

“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.” – Jean Kerr

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Oscar Levant

“I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant

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Dave Barry

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry

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“The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown

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W.C. Fields

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” – W.C. Fields

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Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. “Much obliged,” said he, pushing the plate aside, “I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.”” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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Lady Astor Quotes

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor

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Samuel Johnson

“This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.” – Samuel Johnson

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Joseph Schenck

“If four or five guys tell you that you’re drunk, even though you know you haven’t had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.” – Joseph Schenck

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Great Alcohol Quote

“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” – Unknown

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Raymond Chandler

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.” – Raymond Chandler

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Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

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William Shakespeare

“O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!” – William Shakespeare

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Robert Louis Stevenson

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

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John Marcellus Huston

“I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.” – John Marcellus Huston

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Ernest Hemingway

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway